
Is it insomnia if it’s before midnight? I am so tired, but I can’t drift off to sleep. And now I am clock watching.

Is it insomnia if it’s before midnight? I am so tired, but I can’t drift off to sleep. And now I am clock watching.
What do vampires have to do with Volvos?
We are trying to understand a confusing bumper sticker. Is this a Twilight or True Blood reference?
This weekend: what do we want to drink? Beer or cocktails?
Possible cocktails:
Mojitos
Old Fashioned
Negronis
Daiquiris
We are going to the store tonight and want to stock up so we don’t have to out this weekend.
I just got on a crowded train with no seats. A woman was sitting sideways with her leg stretched out, so I sort of hovered and she finally moved, looking very put out.
It was then I realized she had a leg brace and was elevating her leg. I immediately jumped back up and apologized but she wouldn’t go back to stretching her leg. So now I am sitting next to her feeling like a complete fool.