themattsmith:

littletinyfish:


iena: Ah, fresh squeezed infant water! (at CVS Pharmacy)

Cuz a weak immune system means a healthy baby.

We just started Audrey out on gut-rot whiskey in unwashed glasses.  For her own good.

If I did end up having a kid, I think I’d just let Matt Smith raise it.

themattsmith:

littletinyfish:

iena: Ah, fresh squeezed infant water! (at CVS Pharmacy)

Cuz a weak immune system means a healthy baby.

We just started Audrey out on gut-rot whiskey in unwashed glasses.  For her own good.

If I did end up having a kid, I think I’d just let Matt Smith raise it.